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Dear ReaderI hope for your sake that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience If this is the case I advise you to put this book down instantaneously because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every logThe pages of this book I'm sorry to inform you contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine a bad casserole a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be a hypnotist a terrible accident resulting in injury and couponsI have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children but you haven't so if you prefer stories that are heartwarming please feel free to make another selectionWith all due respectLemony Snicket


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    This series is too perfect and it hurts my eyes Get it?? GET IT??? Because of all the eye symbols in the book? OMG I'M SO FREAKISHLY HILARIOUS To myself at least shhhh So I particularly enjoyed my reread of book because it's truly dastardly And even when I first read them at 14 I loved how dark they could get They're never graphic but they are also 500% disturbing when you really think about itSo just put this together sawmill hypnotised Baudelaires Count Olaf being evil SURELY NOTHING WILL GO WRONG AND NO ONE'S LIMBS WILL BE SAWED OFF legitAnd I also LOVE how the Baudelaires are forced to swap their talents It's really interesting and I love how they never fail to work together This time Violet had to do some research and reading while Klaus invented something in a death defying momentSunny doing a sword fight with her teeth however I can't quiteI justhowDefinitely one of my favourite books in the series because IT'S SO FREAKING UNFAIR Which is basically what this series is about of course Don't read it Save yourselfREAD IT