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Dear ReaderI'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children Even though they are charming and clever the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe From the very first page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news continuing on through the entire story disaster lurks at their heels One might say they are magnets for misfortuneIn this short book alone the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain itchy clothing a disastrous fire a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfastIt is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy if you prefer that sort of thingWith all due respect Lemony Snicket


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    I'm not going to rate this because I've already read this book stand by my first rating of it I adore this story so much I'm so happy that I took the time to re read it It made me feel SO nostalgic reading it I can't wait for the netflix series