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Dear ReaderIf you have picked up this book with the hope of finding a simple and cheery tale I'm afraid you have picked up the wrong book altogether The story may seem cheery at first when the Baudelaire children spend time in the company of some interesting reptiles and a giddy uncle but don't be fooled If you know anything at all about the unlucky Baudelaire children you already know that even pleasant events lead down the same road to miseryIn fact within the pages you now hold in your hands the three siblings endure a car accident a terrible odor a deadly serpent a long knife a large brass reading lamp and the appearance of a person they'd hoped never to see againI am bound to record these tragic events but you are free to put this book back on the shelf and seek something lighterWith all due respectLemony Snicket


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    I'm not going to rate this because I've already read this book stand by my first rating of it Even though I've read this series before I know how unfortunate this story is it was hard to remember all the details everything the Baudelaire orphans go through It seems that every time they're shown a glimmer of hope it's taken away from them The relationship between the siblings is incredibly beautiful They make an unstoppable team they each pull their weight when needed